Wife: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do!
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Ok Ok I'd get married again..
Wife: So would you both live in our house?
Husband: Sure its a great house...
Wife: Would you both live together
Husband: Of course.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: Probably, its almost new...
Wife: Would you replace my picture with her?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do...
Wife: Would you give her my jewellery?
Husband: No I am sure, she would want her own
Wife: Would you give her my shoes?
Husband: No her size is 5...
Wife: .....(Silence) :O
Husband: Shitttt...!!! X_X
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