Sunday, January 30, 2011

Joke...haha

;;): Why husbands avoid questions...

Wife: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!

Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do!

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Ok Ok I'd get married again..

Wife: So would you both live in our house?
Husband: Sure its a great house...

Wife: Would you both live together
Husband: Of course.

Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: Probably, its almost new...

Wife: Would you replace my picture with her?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do...

Wife: Would you give her my jewellery?
Husband: No I am sure, she would want her own

Wife: Would you give her my shoes?
Husband: No her size is 5...

Wife: .....(Silence) :O
Husband: Shitttt...!!! X_X

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